Way to go, Derby. You didn't even serve dinner on Saturday night. Get your act together.

Hey, Haymaker: Guess what I have?

Oh, OK. Disc golf isn't a real sport, just like the Collegian is a good newspaper. Yeah.

There's an ADPi who drives a classic Mustang and she's almost as hot as it is.

I was standing around the corner to scare someone, and I scared the wrong person. Sorry.

So I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. For the "Ask the Fifth Year" column, Adam Reichenberger should be the only one who writes it. And you should have an "Ask the Grad Student" column next year too.

Disc golf is a very real sport.

If you don't want to have sex with me, stop sleeping in my bed.

I drank too much fizzy stuff in my alcohol and now I have the hiccups.

To the girl in the white car: Next time I'm crossing the crosswalk, please hit me next time so you can pay for my tuition.

Does anybody else think it's weird that the only person who writes for the Collegian who is not a virgin is gay?

I stop for people who are crossing the lighted crosswalks, but if you are wearing KU apparel, I will heavily consider hitting you.

I just called the entire Derb complex and ordered pizza.

So, I found a lollipop wrapper and thought it was a condom. Tells you what I'm thinking about.

I can't find my shoes.

City of Manhattan: Please repaint your roads so I can actually see where the road is.

Does anyone have a magnifying glass? That's what she said.

I didn't know Walgreens supported Heath.

The drunken seashells are so much better than the drunken clams.

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