The entire Collegian Editorial Board was caught committing crimes. The following is a list of editors and their crimes:
Jason Tidd, editor-in-chief: Making excessive dad jokes and cheering for KU and Wichita State in the NCAA tournament.
Danielle Cook, managing editor: Impersonating the stars and offering false horoscope predictions.
Kaitlyn Alanis, news editor: Publishing public information in the public’s interest.
Rafael Garcia, assistant news editor: Loitering at Kansas State Student Governing Association meetings.
Kelsey Kendall, feature editor: Minor in consumption of coffee.
Scott Popp, sports editor: Supporting “the chant.”
Caleb Snider, opinion editor: Sedition against the Trump administration.
Julia Hood and Abby Cambiano, copy chiefs: Assault on excessive wordiness and the cutting of redundancies.
Emily Starkey, multimedia editor: Stealing gummy bears from the editor-in-chief’s desk and relocating office ladders.
Nick Horvath, assistant multimedia editor: Deserting the multimedia editor in a time of need.
Audrey Hockersmith, design editor: Indecent covers of the Collegian.
This story is an April Fools’ joke and not intended to be taken seriously.