Admitting you have a problem is only the second step. Finding a problem you really enjoy is the first.

Is it illegal to have phone sex with your sister?

Why does every picture of Frank Martin I see look like he's trying to pass a stone?
I hate AZD girls.

My roommate needs to quit doing acid all the time.

Somebody needs to put purple paint on the "Rock Chalk" billboard on I-70.

Hey, ATO, turn off the suck. And by "suck," I mean your lights.

To the girl in the little red convertible holding everyone up on Highway 77: My grandma can drive faster than you, and she's dead.

Matt totally should have won the "Pick-Up Artist."

I just had a wet dream about the Collegian.

I think I need an exorcism on my computer.

The Fourum is my anti-drug.

Would anyone like to come lay with me in my piece-of-heaven bed?

If Bill Snyder is our ex-girlfriend, then he's the best lay K-State's ever had.

I was just blinded by the shiny-roofed building on Poyntz.

Mark Erbacher, I thought questioning your president was actually high treason.

Wow, Mark Erbacher, I think someone's a little bit mad that there is a black president. Way to fail.

To the girl skateboarding on campus with the pink skateboard: You're really hot.

Manhattan, you suck. Gas is $1.49 everywhere else.