Dec. 2 Fourum

Published: Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Updated: Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Admitting you have a problem is only the second step. Finding a problem you really enjoy is the first.

Is it illegal to have phone sex with your sister?

Why does every picture of Frank Martin I see look like he’s trying to pass a stone?
I hate AZD girls.

My roommate needs to quit doing acid all the time.

Somebody needs to put purple paint on the “Rock Chalk” billboard on I-70.

Hey, ATO, turn off the suck. And by “suck,” I mean your lights.

To the girl in the little red convertible holding everyone up on Highway 77: My grandma can drive faster than you, and she’s dead.

Matt totally should have won the “Pick-Up Artist.”

I just had a wet dream about the Collegian.

I think I need an exorcism on my computer.

The Fourum is my anti-drug.

Would anyone like to come lay with me in my piece-of-heaven bed?

If Bill Snyder is our ex-girlfriend, then he’s the best lay K-State’s ever had.

I was just blinded by the shiny-roofed building on Poyntz.

Mark Erbacher, I thought questioning your president was actually high treason.

Wow, Mark Erbacher, I think someone’s a little bit mad that there is a black president. Way to fail.

To the girl skateboarding on campus with the pink skateboard: You’re really hot.

Manhattan, you suck. Gas is $1.49 everywhere else.

peter griffin

Tue Dec 2 2008 15:42

mmmmm jail bail.....thats fantastic

Solgoth

Tue Dec 2 2008 13:13

Re: 2nd comment,

Let us not post such revolting things, anonymously or not. You might as well talk about p3d0phi1ic tendencies on the forum. (I had to leet that word because the comment system apparently has a filter that prevents any post with the occurrence of that P-word from showing up.)

Ababyan

Tue Dec 2 2008 13:10

Re: Last comment,

You don't live in Japan. When I was there, it was 182 yen/liter. But let's assume it's merely 155 now. Divide that by 94 (yen to the dollar). Then multiply that by 3.785 (liter to the gallon). See? We have it FAR better than the Japanese do.

Re: Pink skateboard comment,

Dude. She looks 15. A few students ARE on an advanced-placement track here. Don't fall for a jail-bait.

Tester

Tue Dec 2 2008 13:09

Testing to see if a shorter comment gets posted here.

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