How does a person go about getting some Adderall?

My friend does not get the munchies when he gets drunk.
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To the girl with the Harry Potter Puppet Pow shirt: You are f’ing awesome.

This is a total douche bag, and I am looking for a cheating whore. Meet me at the spork tomorrow at noon.

To the girl that sits two rows in front of me: Please pull your pants up and wear a belt, dear.

New rule: If you’re over 200 pounds, you’re not allowed to wear a short skirt. Ow, my retinas.

Hey, Fourum, have you ever seen a lumberjack take a shower?

If one more person tells me I act like Eric Foreman, I’m going to stick my foot up someone’s ass.

I live with the redheaded Irishman.