Hey, Fourum, can I interest you in some sexual positions and some emotional investment?
Obama equals Osama.
Andrew is an engine.
Hey, Fourum, my sister is lying about eating a donut at lunch.
To the ADPi girl walking through campus in short shorts and flip-flops: Wow, you’re tough.
I couldn’t handle seeing K-State lose again, so instead, I watched the 2008 Presidential Bash presented by Saturday Night Live.
Hey, Fourum, are you part of the game?
I would make fun of the football team, but in order to make fun of someone, they have to have a sense of pride to begin with.
My roommate moved out this weekend and took the shower curtain and TV, but left the remote. What good does that do me?
Prince, now that you’ve lost my respect, can you help me lose my virginity?
Nov. 8, 2008: Proof that the final two minutes of a football game are not as important as the first 58.
Better lace up my drinking shoes.
When my roommate leaves for the weekend, I have sex in his bed, just to make his dog jealous.
I’m going to get a tattoo that says “temporary.”
What does a beaver have between her legs?
Our student body is a joke. Where the hell was everyone on Sunday for the exhibition game? Embarrassing.
I just found out my roommate might be my dad, too.
Hey, Fourum, will you shack with me?
Is using a rake illegal in Manhattan?
To the neighbor’s dog: Thank you for the 6:45 wake-up call.
Dear coach Martin, my roommate had a total nervous breakdown this weekend and I had to take her to the emergency room. Hope I didn’t miss anything important.
Single white male looking to date a decent-looking southeast Kansas girl with farmland.
How in the world is eating too much a handicap?
Fourum 11/11
Published: Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Updated: Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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