The Campus Fourum is the Collegian’s anonymous call-in system. The Fourum is edited to eliminate vulgar, racist, obscene and libelous comments. The comments are not the opinion of the Collegian nor are they endorsed by the editorial staff.
Is there anybody out there that would be willing to give me a ride to the New Found Glory show in Lawrence in May? Ticket is already purchased.
I just saw the KU sign on the highway, and somebody needs to get some purple paint on it real soon.
To the ADPi driving on 70 eastbound in a Jeep Cherokee: You’re hot.
So we’re bumping into venomous spiders and snakes that strike at us, and the only thing that cuts me and makes me bleed is a lid. What the eff?
Dear Fourum, I was just walking north of Waters Hall and rolled my ankle on one of Dalton Henry and Wayne Stoskopf’s lovely potholes in our sidewalk. Change? Real People, Real Action? I think not. Fix the holes in the sidewalks. Hire some students. Have a good day.
I know somebody on Goodnow third floor who’s really mad at me. And Buckles just broke a pool cue.
Someone just asked me if someone actually picks up the phone when you call in the Fourum. So now I’m showing them. Woo, Fourum.
I know someone on Goodnow third floor who wants to fight someone on Marlatt sixth floor.
What’s up with all the banana stickers?
To the 6-foot, 6-inch guy who lives on Putnam Hall, second floor: You’re totally hot and we should definitely hook up.
If you’re in a band, then you’re probably a GDI.
If you don’t know what GDI stands for, you’re probably a GDI.
Dear frat-bag tools, yes, I’m a GDI, and it rocks.
To everyone who has heard the Stride gum wrappers are edible: We called them, and they’re not edible. But they are nontoxic, so if you feel the need to eat the wrapper, go ahead.
If you think that the frat boy jokes are funny, you might be a frat boy.
Apparently if I don’t forward this arbitrary e-mail to 300 people in the next 43 seconds, my Hotmail account will be shut down.
Oh, snap.
Look at me. I’m in class, on time, with my homework done.
GDI 17, frat boys 4.
If you’re too stupid to control your speed and talk on your cell phone at the same time, do us all a favor and use cruise control.
To the two boys playing with the dead squirrel with the fishing pole: You guys are hot.
Jaywalking is a crime. Think about it.
Hey, Fourum, I just wanted to say you make my rainy days bright and sunny.
I’m going to be a mom. Screw school. Wait ...
My neighbor’s an assassin. She climbed up her balcony and broke into her apartment with a bobby pin.
To the girl who I gave my computer up to today in the library: You’re really cute. Same time, same place tomorrow.
I like-a play a-ping-a-pong, and I like-a the dancing music. And I like to take pictures of girls when they make on the toilet.
It’s official: The devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears freakin’ Ugg boots.
If you pay thousands of dollars a year to live in a house with 30 other dudes, you might be a frat boy.
On behalf of my two friends and I: Sorry for walking across the crosswalk without paying attention and almost getting hit by the bus.
I just witnessed a police officer run over a squirrel with his cop car. The squirrel twitched, and the cop didn’t even slow down. Poor little guy.
The only thing uglier than Ugg boots are trying to make rain boats into a fashion statement. Are you serious?
Courthouse Plaza Wednesday 5-6. I’ll be there.
Hey, people, I know there’s worms all over the sidewalk, but you don’t have to step on them and kill them. I want to catch them and go fishing!
To the parking Nazi that put a $50 ticket on my car less than an inch from my permit: You owe me $4, d-bag.
And a swift kick in the balls.
There’s a skeeter on my peter. Wack it off.
Does anyone else find the weekly horoscopes to be somewhat disgusting and offensive?
Vegetarian frat guy put rams on his Prius.
To people still wearing Huschka-White shirts: Get over it, you lost.
I’m just wondering how a lady got pulled over by a cop that was riding a bicycle. Just wondering.
To whoever owns the red Mustang that’s always parked at the meters in front of Haymaker: I hope your car gets towed, jerk.
Be the first to comment on this article!