Whoever makes up the horoscopes for the Collegian is one jacked-up person.
I want to punch Lady GaGa's stupid poker face.
Aaaahhhh!
If you're a KU fan, you're probably a GDI.
Man, couples in the weight room are about as worthless as a Twinkie to a diabetic man.
Your roommate might be a redneck if he hangs a shovel on the front wall for decoration.
Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to poop, but only farted.
This is the girl who gave the chubby guy a chance and failed: He's actually an ex-frat boy. He was so much of a douche, not even they wanted him around.
This is the guy in the uniform: Girl in the green shirt, you are cute.
Oh, by the way, the guy's name in the uniform was Ben.
The definition of goof-monger: One who pillages and destroys villages of goofs.
My name is John and I want to date a badass ... girl.
Something cool!
Open house: School makes money and we get tired. What a great idea.
To the Fort Riley boys I met in the woods by the K-State challenge course: You're hot.
I heard women's periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation. You hear that, Fourum? Bears! They're putting all of our lives in jeopardy.
Dear Fourum, here's the deal. Thanks for the crappy bar.
Losing your v-card is like letting go of a balloon. You can't really get it back.
Shark bait, ooh ha ha.
You sound like you're from London.
I'm going to the New Found Glory show in May, and I'd be happy to give anyone a ride.
To the next person who checks out the book "The Price of War" at Hale Library: There's a surprise for you. Good night.
If I had a dollar for every time I saw Justin with a sleeveless shirt on, I'd have a lot of dollars.
You know what sucks about the end of Greek Week? You go back to GDI week, every week.
What do GDIs and Student Senate have in common: no one cares.
There's a ferret running loose in Lamba Chi Alpha stealing everyone's precious metals. Be careful.
What do Josef Stalin and Adolf Hitler have in common? GDI!
I just saw a picture of Jesus wearing sandals. Frat!
To whomever started the Amway Global triangle scam: I'm going to find you and run you over with the J-crane.
Jeremy, I hope the Quickstar triangle scam works for you. I also hope Tyler makes enough money off it to bail you out in five years.
If you go to one of the global Quickstar meetings, don't drink the Kool-Aid. That's all I have to say.
Justin, I found all 200 of your sleeves.
If you want to buy a ferret, you're a GDI.
Hey Joe, can we cuddle?
If you've ever ridden the J-train, you're probably a GDI.
The coolest Muppet Baby is definitely not Beaker. I wish that one would burn in hell.
This makes no sense. I just saw someone fishing in Lambda Chi. Tell me how that makes any sense.
The guy who walks around Lambda Chi with no shirt on: You're disgusting.
If your nickname is Curbstop, you're probably a GDI.
If you have long, curly hair and you play Resident Evil more than you talk to your girlfriend, you're probably a GDI.
If you think your parents hate you and you're listening to Linkin Park right now, you're probably a GDI.
To the girl that was walking around with no shoes on today: Who do you think you are? Put on some shoes.
To the dogs walking through our room last night: Find your own kennel.
To the random parade squad in the quad today: Thanks for the candy.
To the two priceless girls that live on Goodnow 5 and eat in Kramer that hold hands and laugh: I hug you in my mind all day long, forever and ever, amen.
Dear Zachary, oh.
I'm higher than a hippie on a helicopter ride.
To the guy who's only ever chewed Stride gum with the wrapper on: Yes, you will die, but not because of the wrapper. It's because you're stupid.
What's shakin' bacon? Oh silly billy.
The tea party blows goats.
The moment something is declared "in style," it's out.
To the women who don't like my big fives: Don't knock it until you try it.
I lost my watch yesterday, so if you find it, please return it to Ford Hall.
If you're a guy and you use Nair, you might be a frat boy.
To the girl who wants to end my dry spell: I'm a chick and I don't swing that way.
It's funny how Republicans say they're trying to make the government not oppress the people and have small government. But when you look at the last 20 years, the largest government regimes and spending have come from Republican administrations.
This is the girl that likes to ride them, and yeah, it's on top.
To the student who wants me to leave my wife: I have this one complex question - are you unable to hook up with anyone your own age or are you just that desperate?
Collegian, you lied to me. The question's on Page 5, not Page 3!
To the frat guy in my Chem II class who always very patiently lets us pass him: Thanks, you're really nice.
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- WHOA, now that's taking things WAY too far. We hate ku as much as anyone, probably more.That's just blatant ignorance. Frat boys are probably the ku fans, seems like most of them are from joco, and they seem to have no problem cheering for the imaninary bird worshipers