Wow, I just saw a herd of goaters on the corner of a street playing washers.
Ryan's shoes are so loud, I can hear them across the quad.
To the Hay-may five girls: How do I join?
Marry me, Andrew McMahon from Jack's Mannequin; your piano pounding is sexy.
Adam Pham, I find your abuse shallow and pedantic. Yes sir, shallow and pedantic.
We just played another game of pool and Waffles didn't break a pool cue! Yay!
Amber alert: TKE is missing its freshmen.
Yo, I just wrote on a bathroom stall wall. Take that, society!
Yo, I just uploaded my latest Youtube video. Go check out chugging Snapple. Duh.
Making avenue on Sunset Avenue is classy.
To the person who stole my blue iPod nano at the library: Please return to the lost and found.
I was typing a paper using my old version of Microsoft Word, and spellcheck underlined the word "Obama." True story.
Why is there no "r" in Colonel?
The west-side Wendy's sucks. Got bomb salad and cold burgers.
If Ron Prince is such a bad coach, then why is this the best stats class ever? Bring back Prince!
I guarantee Adam Pham is reading the Fourum right now just to see how many negative comments he got on his article.
I'm pretty sure Dalton Henry doesn't have an iron fist. That's impossible.
Me fail English? That unpossible!
What was I thinking when I decided to take engineering physics studio at 7:30 in the morning? And what was I thinking when I signed up to take engineering physics? Oh yeah, I wasn't thinking.
Hey, Adam Pham, how about we take out the rest of the paper if we're going to take out the Fourum. Readership? None. Thank you. Bye.
Dear God, my friend has a gastrointestinal problem. Please help her. Love, her future roommate.
Adam Pham's opinion section should be eliminated because it has no value to the readers.
Dear Adam Pham, do everyone at K-State a favor and move to some place more suited to your beliefs, like KU.
Adam Pham, the only reason you don't like the Fourum is because you keep getting slammed in it.
I'm calling into the Fourum just to spite Adam Pham.
I'm just a girl looking at two guys walking towards me on the K-State campus and wouldn't get off the sidewalk because they thought they were just going to bump me onto the grass. What freaking losers.
To the lady who just ran across the street in front of Hale in leggings and Ugg boots: You look like an idiot.
Dear Fourum, we all really want to know who DLS is. Hmmm ... I should say DLS is the best. Love Always, DLS.
To the guy who just got thrashed on the motorcycle outside of Burger King: Did that chick throw a burrito at you?
To the girl in my Physics 113 class in the black spandex shorts: You are gorgeous.
I'm roasting this hog I got down in Mexico. Everyone's invited.
Does anyone else find it ironic that parking to go disc-golfing at the lake costs $4.20?
Sharkbait, ooh-ha-ha!
I just peed off the balcony and it felt good.
To whoever found my keys in Willard: Please turn them into the enrollment office. I left them laying on the stairs and they have a Budweiser lanyard. Thank you.
Man's got farm fresh eggs from Mexico for sale.
Dave, I love you like a fat kid loves a chocolate cake.
Hey, house on Laramie, thanks for letting me break in and take a shower on Sunday Funday. Can I have my hat and socks back?
To the person who picked up my keys with the red lanyard: Please turn them in, there will be a cash reward.
Brady will love to have a Justin as a new roommate for the next spring semester 2010.
Lee is at the hospital. He has the Mexican flu.
The best way to get on YouTube is to be the faculty senate president and to pick your nose twice while on stage at the Landon Lecture.
Hakuna matata.
My name is JR.
Emergency rainbow flag.
Dear Fourum, how about we fire Adam Pham and not get rid of the Fourum?
Hey, Carly, where were you walking to last night at 3:48 in your pajamas?
The Fourum isn't a waste of space. The way I see it, it keeps Adam Pham from writing longer articles.
Santa Claus is on my roof looking at my gutters.
Has anyone seen the man with the roses that grow from his hands? He comes to me while I'm sleeping; he tells me he'll make me beautiful. And when I wake I will grow at his feet.
You jerks misquoted me again. I totally said "movies," not "smoothies."
People from Topeka are sketchy.
If your thighs touch, you should not be wearing shorts above the knee.
My suitemate just had the worst burrito blast of all time. Sick!
You know you're a frat guy if you know about the Natty-Splatties. But that's OK, because I'm a frat guy.
No electricity, no gas and no WSB. Man, my life sucks.
This is the first time I saw someone try to make a point by outlining the quad and actually outline the quad.
When will be the day they prove evolution? Not going to happen.
To the girl who smiled at me outside the Beach: My day was not going well until you smiled at me. Thank you.
I need my keys to get into my toolbox! Please turn them in to the enrollment office.
I saw a guy with toothpick legs, and then he wore skinny legs to accentuate them and it only made my laugh.
My roommate Nelson reminds me of Torch off of "Daisy of Love."
And that would make Hoby look like Weasel.
To the guy on the bike helping me find my dad's flag in the quad: Thank you.
To the cute guy in the suit: I'm sorry I choked when I tried to say hi to you.
Adam Pham is an idiot.
7 comments
-Bill Snyder is Kansas State football, You should be ashamed to call yourself a fan if you want Prince back.
- You need never to speak again after such blastphemy
- How can frat boys missing be a bad thing?