The Campus Fourum is the Collegian's anonymous call-in system. The Fourum is edited to eliminate vulgar, racist, obscene and libelous comments. The comments are not the opinion of the Collegian nor are they endorsed by the editorial staff.

You're still pretty, and I'm still choked up. It's probably just the same. The more I hang around you, the more hang-ups I get.

I'm the potential future president for Individuals for Freethought, and I happen to really enjoy the Fourum. Collegian, your opinion page really made me sad today.

Individuals for Freethought, Fourum Love again. I take it back. After rereading both articles, you made me really mad today.

My friend just sent me a picture message of Asian Edward. I ‘bout had a heart attack.

Babyface Collins, let's elope.

I just saw a really big girl in really short shorts. I think I just heard the seam screaming. Oh, wait, she just stepped on a squirrel.

Adam, hey Adam. Adam. Shut your mouth, we love the Fourum.

I'll tell you how I built my wife: I brought a dead body back to life with the soul of a gypsy queen and the brightest eyes that I'd ever seen. Gave her two murderous hands and two legs with the devil's dance, and at last I gave her a heart to make sure we'd never fall apart.

Colin, will you please marry me?

To anyone who wants to learn in Biochem: Please sit in front with the rest of the overachievers.

I am a robot. Beep.

To the guy arguing with his girlfriend on his phone in Hale: What you need to do is just tell Leslie to stop being such a trick and to hang up because some people are trying to study.

I'm here to inquire about your spoons.

Why don't you go to physics? Because I can't speak German.

To the girl who hit me in the face with the door: Brown chicken brown cow.

Congratulations, Paul, for winning GTA of the year.

Hey bacon, what's shakin'? Love, Silly-Billy.

Alex, just man up and admit that you want me.

Chickens don't have four legs? What? Since when?

To that girl dancing outside of Chipotle on Saturday night: You need some real help.

Will you please tell the couple who's always late to geology to get a watch? Seriously, how hard is it to get to class on time?

Whoever said they were going to marry Andrew McMahon: Sorry, he's already taken.

I just saw an albino squirrel climb a tree.

Calling Adam Pham an idiot is an insult to idiots everywhere.

To the homeless-looking guy at the Union who has the questions: It was nice talking to you.

I need to lose some weight so I can start biting my toenails again.

Is it bad that the only reason I got a sandwich for lunch today is because the guy working at the Van Zile deli was hot?

Orange skin is in.

To the person in Goodnow who stole my baby blue rowing T-shirt and long-sleeved pink T-shirt: Return it to the laundry room in the dryer you stole it from, and there won't be any consequences.

And along with the shirt you stole from me, you'd better return my bra, too.

Natural Light when it goes in, natural disasters when it goes out.

Hey, Mike, it's not cheerleading. It's just baseball.

Fat PDA is not permissible.

Good gravy is good.

Everybody buy your Sunset Revival T-shirts today. It's going deep into the evening so you can come after the spring game.

Nicole is my lover twin, and I love her even though it sounds incestuous.

To the track girls in my college algebra lecture: I'm glad you're getting paid to ruin a class I paid for.