Dear Fourum, why don’t any of the women at K-State run topless?
I just saw Dr. Bosco running, and it was hilarious.
To the cute soldier who smiled at me on Highway 177: You totally made my day.
I wish I had pipes like Beyonce.
Dear You Suck, I normally look to you to be a pinnacle of truth in these times. However, the Star Wars ship you pictured is not a Corellian Cruiser, it is a Corellian Corvette.
Hey, Fourum, does the swine flu affect the genetalia area?
If you choke a Smurf, what color do they turn?
I agree with the statement someone made about Jack the Mannequin Andrew McMahon. He’s totally sexy, and I got a picture with him; it was totally awesome!
By the way, I’m the hostess on the bus to hell.
Well played, Whitney Hodgin, well played.
Holy crap, two pirates just ran right by me on the sidewalk.
Stop running, pirates, you know ninjas are much better than you.
Two words, Frank: Geneva Convention. America does not torture.
Calling your students gay is not only unprofessional, it’s also wrong.
Warning to all bikers on campus: When playing chicken, scooters always win.
Hey, Alex, the five year off-and-on plan is not working. Find a new girl.
Eat some chicken strips! Like a boss!
So what’s next? The anteater flu?
There’s nothing like making a girl feel good.
Me and my two roommates on Putnam floor 2 like listening to 98 Degrees’ “I Do Cherish You.”
In reality, the kid on Putnam 2 actually likes listening to the Ting Tings by himself, at night, while touching himself.
My roommate doesn’t know how to poop unless it’s in his pants.
I had Hunam over 24 hours ago, and I still haven’t pooped yet. Is there something wrong with me?
Renewal By Anderson, we love our new windows!
How can I get a wolf shirt to chew me?
If I owned a Chuck E. Cheese, I’d fill up the ball pit with beer cans.
Wait, so that means there’s a room full of guys somewhere where everyone has herpes.
The rush is I can play in the street as much as I want!
My stomach has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.
The cheese is old and moldy. Where’s the bathroom?
To four drunk girls on the main floor of the library: Take it to Kite’s next time.
I’m in the Sonic drive-thru.
Diana, I’m sorry I hung the Barbie in front of your bed and scared you.
She wants it her way, but this isn’t Burger King.
Rodney Longboarder, I don’t know what to call you now because you’re on a bike!
Since the Collegian singled out Rusty’s for their health inspection, I’m no longer going to read the Collegian while I’m at Rusty’s. But I’ll keep eating there.
The Kansas State Housing and Dining Leadership Conference 2009 was a great success.
Congratulations to all the winners at the Kansas State Housing and Dining Leadership Conference 2009.
I just saw the campus police getting Burger King drive-thru in Aggieville at 1:23 Thursday morning.
To my redheaded, leprechaun bed buddy: You really suck in the sack. You should work on that.
Dear Ashley, you are truly beautiful.
What’s up, my modern-day hippies?
Yeah, way to go, fool. Stop in the middle of the street, everybody get out, start looking in your trunk, holding traffic up while everyone’s trying to get to class. Real smart.
Look for it in the theaters near you. OGO.
OK, so this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down.
Yeah, the parking here sucks.
Guess what, Billy? Grandma’s coming up for your birthday? Oh really, mommy?
Would you rather make love to a beautiful woman who has AIDS and you know you’re going to get it, or be sexually assaulted by the Elephant Man?
I just wanted to explain to the Fourum what it sounds like when a baby’s crying.
Sex book. It’s a great thing. Better than Facebook. Look it up.
Hi, basically what I’m trying to say at Forum Hall tonight at 9 we’re going to have a big orgy. Anybody want to come?
So along those same lines, I have another question. Which evaporates quicker? Alcohol or water?
To the two guys at the Rec Tuesday afternoon: We think the blond one is hot, but your roommate, not so much.
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