Beth Peopledenhall: make me a sandwich.
No, you make me a sandwich.

Ninjas for life.
Until the pirates run them through.

I thought the date rape drug at K-State was Natty Lite.
Nope. It is the world's finest beer, and we hope no one ever uses it uses it inappropriately.

There was an Australian Billy Mays trying to get me to study abroad in my science and math classes. It was a rather weird experience. I miss you, Billy.
We all miss you, Billy.

If you guess a speckled mallard on the water drinking champagne, and you're right, who cares about the points? You win the game.
Finding a question where the answer is "a speckled mallard on the water drinking champagne" requires a genius or a very quirky game. Count the Fourum in.

Hey, I just want to let you know that there's currently a betting pool on who will get done first and current predictions are that the leadership hall will get done before the parking garage. If you want to get in on it just let me know.
Put "Collegian Fourum" in for a dime on the leadership hall.

I realized my self-esteem directly correlates to the number of catcalls I get each week walking to school.
But does correlation imply causation? I'm not sure any more.

So, I really hate boat shoes. You people aren't on a boat.
No, they aren't.