"As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government," Dave Barry once wrote.
This little quote — by a humor columnist, no less — placed on a door can get you censored if you go to Marquette University. Back in 2006, this happened to a graduate student named Stuart Ditsler.
Ditsler's department chair removed the Dave Barry quote from a door, calling it "patently offensive." The department chair went so far as to write, "I'm afraid that hallways and office doors are not 'free-speech zones.'"
The "free-speech zone" comment is what catches my attention. The Constitution of the U.S. clearly states "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech."
What gives university administrators the right to abridge the freedom of speech? Our academic institutions are supposed to be paragons of free speech, of discourse. How did this basic principle collapse?
Somewhere in the last 20 years, universities decided there was a right not to be offended. The feeling was that it would make academic discourse more civil and avoid "hostile" situations. What it did was a clear violation of the First Amendment.
K-State has its own "free-speech zone," it turns out — Bosco Student Plaza. Even there, megaphones during the day are only allowed for one hour. Free speech isn't something to shout out loud, I guess.
TheFire.org, a Web site that did its best to publicize the Marquette affair and recently posted a YouTube.com video interview of Dave Barry, gives universities a rating on their free speech.
Guess what rating K-State got?
If you chose red, then you are completely correct.
Even our little hometown university is "clearly and substantially restricting freedom of speech," according to the Web site. The university requires organizations planning "controversial" events to hire campus police officers on their own dime and bans "profane or vulgar language in a threatening or disruptive manner" and "rude or challenging behavior."
When it comes to political speech, K-State does reasonably well. There is another point in the regulations saying the Board of Regents is "committed to protection of free speech," but it goes on to say that they are "equally committed to the task of maintaining peace and safety."
I read that and wondered, "Does speech kill?" Can peace and safety be broken by mere words? If so, then why did speech codes only become popular for universities in the 1980s, long after the advent of speech?
Then there's the harassment policy for the campus. Gender harassment includes "insulting remarks, offensive graffiti, whistling at someone, cat calls, obscene jokes or humor about sex or women in general."
Really?
It gets better. "Hostile environment sexual harassment" includes "sex-related comments and gestures." If you'll forgive me, I'll quote that list in full.
"Comments or gestures with sexual content or sexual implications: Examples include sexual teasing, jokes, remarks or questions, personal questions about sexual life, kissing sounds, howling and smacking lips, simulating sexual acts, facial expressions, winking, throwing kisses or licking lips, spreading rumors or telling lies about a person's personal sex life or performance, touching oneself sexually or talking about one's sexual activity in front of others, turning discussions to sexual topics, asking about sexual fantasies, preferences or history, making sexual gestures with hands or through body movements, staring, looking a person up and down (elevator eyes)."
So, are guys even allowed to look at girls? I'm confused.
No one at K-State has had their Dave Barry quotes removed and Beth Mendenhall gets to offend the College of Agriculture once a week unfettered, but that hardly means that free speech is a guarantee on college campuses. In fact, considering the gender harassment rules, it is a bit of a wonder that the Collegian still has an Edge page allowed to "turn discussions to sexual topics."
College campuses just aren't the strongholds of free speech they once were.
-Frank Male is a senior in physics and political science. Please send comments to opinion@spub.ksu.edu.


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