To the person who stole the Dominos topper off of my car on Saturday night: if you bring it back that will be the end of it. If you don't, I will hunt you down. I will find you and I will...
To all of the greeks: Don't drink the Kool-Aid.
So, I just saw two guys wrestling in the rain, and it wasn't as sexy as I hoped for.
Ah, hi. This is to the hot guy in my animal science class: Sorry for following you to your car after class and then hiding behind the car next to yours. I didn't think you'd see me. Let's be friends!
One day, I was thinking "Man, I love women so much." Is it possible that I love women more than I love bacon? No way, I like bacon much better.
You might be an Ag major if ... you have a special way of holding your jeans before putting your mud boots on.
David, I like you and I will continue to call into the Fourum until they post it someday. Until then, I like you.
I really hope I don't get a DUI on the way to class this morning.
I swear I'm going to get it right this year. I'm going to turn my clock one hour ahead tonight and be on time, not late.
Man, it's dark outside. What do you mean I'm two hours early for my shift? Set my clock! Fall forward, spring back.
To the guy who made the comment about the Johnson County haters "shining my shoes": Thank you for proving exactly why we hate you.
Yeah, so our oven has epilepsy. Kind of weird.
To the guy who stepped on the puddle outside of the Union around 4 p.m. Thursday: You made my day. Thanks.
To the girl in the mini skirt, thunder thighs and rain boots: sexy.
I'm a Johnson County senior citizen and I drive a Chevy van. Do any K-State students ever look around before they cross the street? Thank you.
So, I was wondering how many points it was for a guy who wore Ugg boots, because yeah, that just happened.
I'm fairly certain I just saw eight people in a Camry.
I bought my boyfriend girls' jeans for Halloween. Amazing? Yes.
Dear ugly jacket guy, you're going down. Tomorrow, animal science, it's on.
To the guy who said he saw an eskiho with nothing but Uggs on: Pics or it didn't happen.
Pizza Shuttle, why are you closed? You make me so sad.
I just saw Gumby walking down Midcampus Dive, probably on his way to class, carrying a backpack.
I didn't know Gumby went to K-State.
I don't understand why all the girls on campus think that tight pants are hot. That so doesn't look sexy on anyone.
If anyone has found a silver key and a brass key on a single key-ring, could you please return it to West Hall. I need it really bad.
We must have freedom.
I just saw a large college man getting on a Razor scooter into Aggieville. You know it's Friday.
Haha, I remember when Tim dressed up as a whore. But let's not forget, Frank, you did too.
Chuck Norris has a problem with Chip'N'Dales dancers.
Chuck Norris loves texting while driving, just like how he loves drinking McCormick Whiskey while driving.
I really hope Abe Lincoln catches that rabbit on a bike.
Excuse me, we only offer the best entertainment at this establishment.
So, how many points do you get when you see a guy in Uggs?
Okay, so to the guy who was dressed up as a genie Friday night: I really did like your tatoos. You were sexy.
Hey dude, that dog's eating your stack. Facebook quote!
That's why old people shouldn't be allowed to drive.