Hey, do you remember when I called in and said if you put me in the Fourum I would give you a rubber ducky? It was a lie. I will never give you a rubber ducky.

The Collegian covered the power outage in Rathbone because engineers are more important.

IFC, nice work. If you guys would only ban fraternities, life would be perfect.

Please don't talk about math teachers getting turned on by math. That's just silly.

We will not tear down the goalposts Saturday because we will beat a team that sucks. You do not tear down goalposts when you beat a team that sucks.

Only 50 shopping days till Christmas.

Baby powder chubby chaser: Are those boots for walking?

To the Topeka Jayhawk Club: Instead of vandalizing your sign next time, we'll be mature and get DUI's like your basketball team.

Is it bad when your professor tells you to be brief when you're talking in class?

Hey Emory, you owe me Wendy's. Love, Dane.

Wow, Beth Mendenhall finally has something intelligent to say. Good job.

I'm a heterosexual and I just wanted to say that the chalking in front of Bosco Plaza is absolutely wonderful. Peace out.

Hey K-State Parking Services, thanks for the handicap parking ticket, and thanks for letting me park in the same place while I paid it. Suck it.

As long as the KU billboard stands on the way to Manhattan, it will bleed purple. EMAW 'til you die.

Lactation rooms aka women's bathrooms. Duh.

Fear Bill.

Fourum, I'm sorry I stopped calling you.

Good evening, Fourum. I am watching a game of dodgeball, and apparently there's a guy without a shirt on, and you can see his panty line.

Fourum, focus, integrity, confidence and Pepsi.

I can't wait till Saturday. I love it when the Classy Cats shake it to Chicago. Go Cats go.

We could really use some more bike racks by McCain.

Hey, the dodgeball team wearing wife-beaters looks like a tool-set.

I am Sailor Moon. Totally full of crap.

To the person who keeps calling into the Fourum: Nice haircut.

Fourum, I would totally get on the person who does the Fourum's voice mail. They have a good voice.

Okay, Fourum, in all honesty, Christians don't really have good sportsmanship either. It's okay.

To the dodgeball team that lost all 16 rounds: Hahaha.

I hope they can't see down my shorts.

Yankees win. Yankees win. Yankees win. Yankees win. Yankees win. Yankees win.

I want all the cattle in Kansas to poop on the Yankees.

You have to visit Leekspin.com. It will make your day.

Anyone who is not from Johnson County: Tomorrow all day Midcampus Drive is the sidewalk.

Hey, Derby councilors, you're welcome for the music.

Hey, K-State, why are we putting up with an edited Fourum? Let's fight back.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November, or by the time this is printed, yesterday.

Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist, but the recent push against DADT really seems to me like an attempt to get more gays as cannon fodder.

Any student who tries to rush the field after the football game: Either I will tackle you or Mangino will eat you. Be afraid.

To the girl in culture and context: Shut up.

Oh no, beer bellies and Ugg boots!

How much for a woman wearing Ugg boots and breast-feeding her child?

To the douchebag with a Confederate flag on his truck: What the hell?

I like ponies.

No means yes.

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