Fourum 9-23-09

Thank you Bobby Gomez for writing intelligent articles in the Collegian. I love you.

Speak for yourself, I don't heed anyone.

When Obama stops acting and thinking of himself as a celebrity and more as a president, we might actually see more of this so-called "change."

Why does the Collegian have a "Best of the Fourum" when the Fourum itself is the worst of K-State?

To the guys who were playing video games on the side of Best Buy: That is awesome.

In regards to the cowboy station faux pas: Why would I want to dress like a pretty boy?

This guy at Sonic almost totally just about face-planted.

These damn Manhattan sidewalks make me feel like I'm drunk because I'm in mud every five steps.

Hi Nick.

If you don't like girls coming to class after working out then don't complain if we get fat.

I can't wait for the day when all the cool people can drive one car: The Hybrid Mustang.

Andrew + Beatles = love

Boom goes the dynamite.

Green tree-hugging hippies have a loudspeaker in Bosco plaza because we're smart, articulate and know how to examine complex issues. Seriously, that's why.

Hello, this is White Light, and I have three things to say: 1. I asked the Collegian to use that picture. 2. The article isn't even about me and 3. I've only been in the Collegian once, the first thing was spur of the moment.

Tom knows everything about you.

I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter.

Yay! Kelsey finished her project. Yay!

Yeah, my roommate, who is an ag engineer, just got an A on his organic chem test. then cooked a hotdog for 7 minutes and caught it on fire.

Marla dances like a gnome.

Hale! Hale! Hale! We'll study until we cry. Hale! Hale! Hale! We'll study until we die. Why the Hale do we spend so much time in Hale? Hale! Hale! Hale! We love college.

Flaming coal to the face.

Kyle is king of the squirrels.

I'm Andrew, I hear the raccoon. Hear my roar!

Is it bad that I'm using the excuse of a guy got hit by a car to procrastinate for my homework? I'm using that same excuse as an excuse to call the Fourum.

Can't spell "suck" without KU.

Hello, fellow Founders Hills residents. There are these lines in the parking lot, see. You're supposed to park between them, see. And that means when I get home at two in the morning I have a place to park, see.

Dating your best friend's ex-girlfriend is like jumping into a boat that's on fire that has a hole in it. You're either going to get wet or you're going to get burned.

To the cowboy I made out with on Saturday night: Let's do that again sometime.

The Pokemon Master's club meets every Thursday at six at the Nat.

To the girl in Goodnow Hall without pants: I have them in my room.

Does anyone know why our flags on campus are at half-staff?

Cowboy up.

I almost caught a squirrel.

Mr. Herring has a very fishy last name.

Hey Sarah, I'm going to bless you.

Hey, to the Joe Carroll blue and white scooter: It's probably going to be less expensive to buy zip ties and replace your license plate at the rubber band sale.

I just realized how illogical anime is.

Hey Fourum, I would love to fill your voicemail again, but I decided to get a life.

Come back to Basement United. And bring the jellyfish with you.

Collegian: I lied earlier.

To all the girls on campus: If you're going to wear spandex pants, please don't wear spandex pants.

So, I think if you're in Hale library and you see someone on Facebook on a computer you need to use, why don't you just walk up to them, tell them you need to use the computer and ask them if they can get off Facebook?

Yes, I do agree that K-State needs tunnels so we don't have to walk in the rain. Those would be very nice.

Does anyone know why there are helicopters flying over Manhattan constantly today?

I shower with my clothes off.

Doesn't this university know when the opening week of deer season is? I would like to request opening day off next year. It needs to be a university holiday.

Yes, Fourum, should I go play Frisbee golf in the street or work on my homework?

What's going on? I hear sirens and helicopters at the same time.

To the girl in my math class who thinks she knows everything: Your mom was an astronaut.

My roommate is mooing at me.

Dear Fourum, why do people think they look so cool in boat shoes? I dread the days of Ugg boots ahead.

I just saw a Mustang license plate with "666." Proof that Mustangs are not cool anymore.

Hey, to that blonde guy with the blue thing: You have an awesome sweater.

Elena, you're my hero. Ugg boots are ugly.

Hey, if anybody found my wallet, please turn it into the police department.

Hooray! The helicopters are gone.

He rocks my socks.

I love these freshman girls. I can get older, they stay the same age.

B-E-M for life!

Hey, don't be hating on Brooke. I wouldn't have made it through my first pageant without her.

To the Texan boy in the financial aid office yesterday: Call me.

Hey Collegian: I like girls in tight shirts and short skirts. Sometimes that's the only way I make it to class in the morning. Thanks.