Hi Fourum ... Umm, just picked up a penny that wasn't glued to the sidewalk.  Pretty excited. Made my day. Thank you!

There was an Australian Billy Mays trying to get me to study abroad in my science and math classes. It was a rather weird experience. I miss you, Billy.

Hey girl, hey!

If you guess a Speckled Mallard on the water drinking champagne, and you're right, who cares about the points? You win the game.

Tonight's the night mazel tov.

I just saw a guy wearing a white shirt in a white car.

Thank you College of Ag for saving a horse and riding a cowboy.

Kill 'em, hand grill 'em. Deer: It's what's for dinner.

I'm on a man-date with one of my roommates right now, and my other roommate is judging me, but I don't think there's anything wrong with a little bit of bromance.

Yeah, this is to the person who stole my bike Saturday night from behind Seaton: If you return it unharmed to the same spot, leave me your email address and I'll buy you a case of beer.

Yeah, I carry around a lunchbox. So what?

I wish I knew who the really really hot Sigma Chi in the Miami Dolphins hat was. I just ... oh man.

So, my friend just gave herself a second-degree burn in Hale. Yeah, figure that one out.

I'm the funniest man in the world.

This is to the guy who was playing "That Ain't My Truck" by Rhett Adkins: Please marry me.

Dear sister, this is proof that I can get into the Fourum too.

King James, meet me in front of Taco Bell in the Union. XOXO, Becky.

I just took my best friend's rose. So much for the saying that you can't pick your friend's roses.

Why do people wear spurs to class?

Yes, girls do like douchebags. Thank you.

30 percent of men and 15 percent of women have reported to have more than 15 partners in their lifetime.

Hey, I work at Dara's and I was just wondering how any of you people made it into college. Goodbye.

Jenny, I had 12 ounces of Captain in five minutes.

Wabo wabo.

Hey Fourum, why won't you look at me during?

Yeah, you bet there's no toilet paper over in Weber at 9 a.m. We get over early enough to take it after they put it there. Watch out, Halloween's just around the corner.

This one's for you, Sarah. Laaaaa!

Trash only.

That water must not be very deep.

Mark Mangino was a mere 85 pounds when he made that deal with the devil.

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

I need to apologize to my psychology class. I have really bad gas, I'm sorry. That is all.

To the guy on the bike that I almost hit in the morning: I feel really bad. I'm sorry, but it was early and my windows were fogged up. I'm sorry!

Hey Fourum, I can't do the crossword puzzle, so please put the Cryptoquip back in the Collegian. Thank you.

Fourum, do you think I should take a nap or do my homework that's due in an hour and a half? Let me know.

To the guy on the red bike who just said "Howdy" to me: Seriously? Shut up.

My roommate and I are going places.

My roommate's mom is a Senator, and she's hot.

Will only lasts five minutes in bed. That's pathetic. Work on it, buddy.

Every pair of Uggs should come with three pairs of running shoes.

I think Beth Mendenhall is a transfer student from KU.

Whoever said it was OK to make up their own jewelry is dumb. It's already been done. Give it up.

I think we should change "Rock Chalk Jayhawk" to "Rock Cheat Jayhawk."

To the girl in my world politics class who sits in the third row, wearing a pink T-shirt today: You're looking good. We should go get some ice cream sometime. My treat.

How many consecutive nights can my roommate's girlfriend stay over before I can start charging her rent?

Dear K-State, I need to know which Disney song is more inspirational: "Go the Distance" from Hercules or "Out There" from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Thank you.

Hey, Megan.

Sorry, I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesome.

This is a shout-out to the girl named Fanny who moved a ladder for me out by the Union: Thanks, and my name is John. See ya.

I applied to a coaching job at KU, but didn't have enough cheating on my resumé.

Hey, Acacia and Chi Omega is selling Sno-Cones on Wednesday at the Union.

A girl in my class is learning how to Giga-Pets. You know who you are.

Dude, I just saw a minivan blow through a red light.

It's Goodnow like "Fo Sho'." Not Goodnow like "A Cow."

Three dudes on one motorcycle? That's frat-tastic!

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Wed Sep 30 2009 10:27

Why is there no weather in the Paper??

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