What has Barack Obama done to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?
When Obama entered office, he issued many presidential memoranda for the withdrawal of troops. While the idea of that being a peaceful act is disputable, I think he had the right intentions. But therein lies the problem: intent.
I like to think Obama has the intent to make the world a peaceful place as did Bush, Clinton, Bush Sr., and yes, even Jimmy Carter. But the problem with “intent” is that it is not “implementing.” If Obama had pulled troops from overseas within his first couple of weeks, then yes, that can definitely be perceived as a peaceful act, maybe Nobel-worthy.
The problem is that his memoranda has not been implemented. Obama has certainly not made “extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples,” as the Nobel Foundation said of his prize.
While I imagine Obama is concerned with the war on terrorism and other global issues, he has certainly not addressed these in an effective manner. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am fairly sure that there are many troops still in Iraq and Afghanistan. Hmm ... seems as though that memoranda on troop withdrawal has been carried out quite nicely.
So, I ask again: What exactly has Obama done to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?
He is trying to implement a health care plan that will cripple the nation because, while everyone can get health care, no one will be able to. He has sent Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton on separate trips to Europe and parts of Asia to signal the change of policies from the previous administration. He also has signed off on a major bailout for companies that needed to suck it up and take their medicine.
My, my, my. Those are some very peaceful accomplishments. A nation without health care, the ever-so friendly and kind Biden-Clinton whirlwind tour spreading their peace everywhere combined with a broke nation just make me all giddy inside. What does he have left to destroy? Economy ... check. Health care ... check. Foreign perspective of the U.S ... check.
So, one last time, what has Obama done to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize? That is an excellent question. Whatever it is, he must be using that old play Carter always seemed to get by on: Just smile and look like you know what you’re doing.
I guess the Nobel Foundation has changed its policy on who gets the prize: instead of waiting until you have actually accomplished something, you get one for talking about accomplishing something.
Wait. I figured it out. You can now get a Nobel Peace Prize for impressing people while actually accomplishing nothing. Maybe I can get in on some of that action.
-Chuck Fischer is a junior in secondary education. Please send comments to opinion@spub.ksu.edu.



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You could have used this avenue to present an intelligent argument as to why this was a premature gesture, but instead you came off sounding like a rambling idiot on a soap box. What an easy subject to write about, and you managed to neglect anything that resembles a valid talking point. This doesn't do much to refute the stereotypes about education majors. Top shelf work, young lad!