When I began working for the Collegian a year ago, I discovered the computers in the newsroom are Macs. I wasn't familiar with Macs, but I've worked on computers all my life, so I began playing with one, undaunted.
It didn't take long for me to start cursing at it. Everything is backwards. The clock is at the top of the screen, the close screen button is on the left instead of the right, and when I accidentally minimized a screen, I couldn't find it.
I soon bought myself a netbook with Windows so I could use it in the newsroom. Some of the editors like to give me a hard time about being a PC girl, but I won't be swayed.
Mac vs. PC is like the Ford vs. Chevy rivalry. Both sides have diehard fans who claim theirs is the best, no matter what, as well as swing voters who make their choices based on which one has the better TV commercial.
In spite of all the mythology surrounding them, Macs are no better than PCs. In fact, I daresay PCs are a better because they have anti-virus protection. Wait, don't stop reading and call me an idiot, yet. Finish reading, then feel free to call me an idiot.
Apple's Web site gives reasons why they're better, but you could easily replace the word "Mac" with "PC" and the statements would still be true. For example, it says: "A Mac makes wireless easy. Networks automatically appear, and you can get on the Internet with a few clicks." So does my netbook.
Apple: "A Mac regularly checks for updates to Mac OS X and any included Apple software and automatically downloads them." So do PCs.
Apple: "Unlike other computers that require you to spend hours configuring devices, a Mac connects to your digital camera, wireless device or external drive and just works. Really."
I have never spent more than a few minutes configuring anything on a PC, let alone hours. I'd really like to know what "other computers" they're referring to, but they don't say. How mysterious.
My absolute favorite claims are about their super, uncrashable operating system and their freedom from viruses.
Go to Google.com and type in "Mac OS X crashes." You will find literally thousands of Web sites with tips and suggestions on what to do when you get the dreaded "black screen of death" on your Mac. You'll also find stalwart remarks that the most common reason OS X crashes is because of bad scripts and compatibility problems with third-party software. What a coincidence — that's the most common cause of crashes on a PC, too.
As far as viruses go, on Apple's Web site, it states Macs don't get "PC viruses." Well, duh. It makes total sense that a Mac would be immune to a virus designed for a PC, seeing as how they have different operating systems. This is nothing more than clever wording that bears the odious stench of lawyers.
Macs are not immune to the threat of viruses, they just haven't been seriously targeted, yet. Macs are becoming more popular, though, and the lure of thousands of Macs out there with no anti-virus protection is too tempting a lure to pass up.
Last year, several Mac trojans affected thousands of Mac users. It will only get worse. Eventually, Apple will have to put out their own anti-virus software. Then you, too, will have to pay for a program that affects your computer's performance as it tries to protect you from all those virus-addled porn sites you insist on browsing.
Nine times out of 10, if a PC user gets a virus, it's because of carelessness, because anti-virus software hasn't been updated or both. The cautious PC user who makes sure he is protected rarely has anything to worry about, because the anti-virus software companies stay on top of all the latest threats quite well.
Having grown up on PCs and being well acquainted with the dos and don'ts that allow me to enjoy them to their fullest potential, I am perfectly safe and comfortable sticking with them. I like my taskbar and clock where they are, I like hitting CTRL instead of that stupid Apple button to copy and paste and I like having constantly updated virus protection. You can have your goofy, backwards unprotected Macs. I'm a PC girl.


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