I can't leave the windows down in my van in the summer because my neighbor's cat will leave deposits.

If your biggest concern in life is a cat pooping in your yard, you're a tool.

How does a hood filter for an oven cost $14?

Willy, where's the rest of our deposit? Ugh.

42 nail holes? We got screwed.

Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts. We got screwed.

Plaid equals barf.

Caution: objects under plaid are smaller than they appear.

Thank God I live next to FarmHouse.

Kori has a glow worm.

Nom nom nom nom nom.

I just went to the Lake of the Ozarks, and I'm going to make it back for my 9:30 class. I love college.

Hey, Mark Erbacher, I don't feel like getting secondhand smoke and lung cancer.

Mark, since you're a senior in political science, you should know it's almost always been the practice of the government to ignore the rights of the few to save the many.

I hate mosquitos.

Let's keep the sermons out of the paper, shall we?

Fourum, I've been waiting all summer to tell you this. There was a fat lady jogging in spandex shorts holding a turkey leg on campus this summer. Amazing.

Hey, Collegian, I'd rather take my sexual and/or relationship advice from Matt Combes than that religious nut.

Dear Kansas State Housing and Dining: learn how to reject housing contracts.

Driving is my favorite drinking game.

My roommate is totally down for sloppy seconds.

I don't have to wait until after marriage to have sex with you. I'm totally down for before.

I swear, I looked up in Calculus III today, and I swear time stopped. Or the clock was just broken.

I love how the professors scare a bunch of freshmen with their policies.

I just added Safe Ride on my speed dial. Does that make me an alcoholic?

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BSU

Thu Sep 4 2008 18:47

Shout out to the BSU student who called to 5-0 on Kweli: Way to go on ruining the only lecture we had to look forward to. Just because you're a little girl who had to cry to your mom when you had problems as a child, doesnt mean you have to rat out a famous rapper who didnt want to be in kansas in the first place.

Tim

Thu Aug 28 2008 12:04

The textbook being used in Professor Caldwell's American Ethnic Studies class is perhaps the most racist, anti-white piece of literature yet approved by a university.

Kelly

Thu Aug 28 2008 08:35

Plethora. P-L-E-T-H-O-R-A. Spell check, it's a beautiful thing.

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