Worst pickup lines

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In a generation that argues, loves and talks to one another primarily on some type of electronic device, it is a rare instance to be “picked-up” in person. That being said, pickup lines are not privy to normal conversations. Tinder and other social media websites open up avenues for low-lifes everywhere to spit weak game virtually anywhere, anytime. Here are a few of the worst pickup lines to date, which will lead to rejection.

“Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see me in your pants?”

“Excuse me, I think you just dropped something … my heart.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!”

“Hello. Are you taking applications for a boy or girlfriend?”

“If I follow you home, will you keep me?”

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!”

“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk around you three or four more times?”

“Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m looking for.”

“You got more leg than a bucket of chicken.”

“What’s your favorite silverware? Because I love to spoon.”

“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a nine because I am the one you are missing.”

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