The hashtag #IStillFacebookBecause has been trending today, and some of the responses are hilarious.
#IStillFacebookBecause I cannot lose this 5 year poke war with my brother
— Cara Nicole (@mscaranicole) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause those Farmville crops aren't going to harvest themselves.
— Daniel Woods (@D_Woods8) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause what I am gonna do? Keep my political and doctrinal opinions to myself? I'm changing the world here!
— Matt ● The Back Row (@BackRowOnline) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause how else am I supposed to know when anyone's birthday is
— Justin Albright (@Jalbright32) November 18, 2015
Some people are using the hashtag to poke fun at social media for being less than social.
#IStillFacebookBecause I'd rather creep than go to a ten year reunion.
— Stretch Remarks (@StretchRemarks) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause people will call me to ask what's happening in my life if I don't give at least one update a week.
— Laura J. Wagstaff (@laura_wagstaff) November 18, 2015
Last one. #IStillFacebookBecause because it is easier to ask for series one funding with my friends and family than calling them.
— Jose Acevedo (@AlemanAcevedo) November 18, 2015
But most people are just poking fun at the stereotypical Facebook posts.
#IStillFacebookBecause to look at drama
— rosh kun (@radkarla_) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause how else am I supposed to know when anyone's birthday is
— Justin Albright (@Jalbright32) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause it's nice to be reminded how racist most of the people I went to high school with have become.
— Also Known As B. (@HyphenSmith) November 18, 2015
#IStillFacebookBecause I enjoy stalking people that I hate
— RHFan (@rhoafann) November 18, 2015
