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Treat yourself this week. You have money now, so you might as well spend it now. The stars say there really isn’t a good reason why you should spend it now rather than later, so just go with it and buy yourself something nice.
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
You’re obsessed with candles, we know. But September has barely begun and you’ve almost burnt your living space to the ground, like, six times already. You need to find your chill before the weather does and the candle craze really becomes a problem.
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Your friends are missing you (assuming you actually have any friends). Step out of the library and into any kind of social gathering this weekend.
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Stay away from any mid-week parties this week. Why? Because you remember what happened last time you turned up on a Thursday. (I mean, you don’t remember, but that’s my point.)
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Get a puppy. Even if you’re more of a cat person, the stars say a puppy is the way to go and now is the time to get one if you’re going to get one.
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
You’re incredibly distracted this week. (I’m not even going to bother giving you the stars’ advice, in fact, because you’ve probably already stopped reading your horoscope.)
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Avoid asking too many questions this week because you actually really don’t want to know the truthful answer to whatever it is you’ve been wondering. It’s not a pretty answer.
Feb. 19 – March 20
Pizza is your new best friend. One of your real friends will act like a jerk this week, but pizza will be there to help get you through it.
March 21 – April 19
You have weekend fever already. Good luck. It’s Thursday.
April 20 – May 20
So, we hear Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have split. Now is your chance to live the dream — to become famous for dating a famous person. The stars say your odds of meeting either one look pretty good right now. Go get ’em, tiger.
May 21 – June 20
Cut it out. You know exactly what I’m talking about and you know the rest of us would appreciate if you’d kindly cut it out.
June 21 – July 22
People will be very drawn to you this week — and the stars say to make a run for it. You’ll overextend yourself if you’re not careful because you have no self-control when it comes to saying no to hangout invites.