Feeling a little woozy on this election day? This drinking game can help you pace yourself… maybe.
- Every time a lawsuit is announced or threatened by a Trump campaign spokesperson– one shot
- Every time a news channel uses the “breaking news” banner to announce every state’s results– a beer
- Every time someone starts making plans to move to Canada– 2 shots
- Every time Trump tweets about winning before the numbers come in– sip a mixed beverage (it’s a long night)
- Every time you see a TV commercial campaign advertisement after the polls close– take a swig out of a bottle of wine
- Every time someone says they didn’t vote but still complains about the election– add them to a mental list…. for later
- Every time Trump says the election was rigged– carefully eye a bottle of rubbing alcohol before realizing it’s not worth it
- Every time someone brings up Clinton’s emails– stare longingly into the abyss and dream of better days
- Every time someone brings up Bill Clinton– go streaking, it’s not like it’ll be weirder than anything else that has happened in this election
- Every time someone says Bernie was screwed by the Democrats– screw it, go get the rubbing alcohol
- Every time a TV news channel says a race is “too early to call” but still makes a prediction– cross over into the spirit world and make a deal with the dead presidents to save America
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