
SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
You have absolutely no chill. And I’m sure you already knew that. See the problem here?

CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
You have a lot of issues. But so does “Vogue.” You’ll be just fine.

AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Yoo-hoo! Someone is trying to get your attention. (In which case, may the stars be ever in their favor because you are one oblivious individual.)

PISCES
Feb. 19 – March 20
The stars say not to wear anything orange this week. Don’t worry — nothing bad will happen to you if you do. It’s just not your color.

ARIES
March 21 – April 19
Let your eyes rest — on something other than the page of a textbook. You’re giving the rest of us a headache just knowing how obsessively you’ve been studying.

TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
Do something good for your soul this week, like taking a quiet walk or reading a heartwarming book. Or eating a whole pizza by yourself.

GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
You’re shady. The stars see you being shady. Stop it.

CANCER
June 21 – July 22
Start studying for finals now. You’re going to need it.

LEO
July 23 – Aug. 22
Do you ever get the feeling that you’ve gone too far? Just in case you don’t, consider this: The stars are warning you that you’ve gone too far.

VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
The sass. The stars are displeased with the amount of sass you’ve been throwing around lately. You can’t just throw sass around like it’s nothing, you know.

LIBRA
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Clean up your vibes. They’re a mess. (And your room while you’re at it, too.)

SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
You should probably start going to class — you know, since there are only about three weeks of it left in the semester and all. Better late than never.