Slightly romantic horoscopes

Oh, detached one — the stars say you’ll struggle not to get attached to someone cute this Feb. 14, so just let it happen.

Don’t do anything stupid this week. The stars are already tempted to ruin your Valentine’s Day due to your inability to heed their advice in the past.

You’re used to being the leader in your relationships, but the stars say it’s best to let your significant other call the shots this Valentine’s Day. Trust me, you’ll regret it if you don’t.

Your partner might’ve messed with the bull recently, but that doesn’t mean they should get the horns this Valentine’s Day. Try to kiss and make up before Feb. 14.

“Double, double, toil and trouble” indeed. The stars say there will be two people vying for your affection this Valentine’s Day. Good luck handling that.

No need to be extra crabby if you’re feeling alone this Valentine’s Day. Netflix and four tubs of ice cream to yourself is the new Netflix and chill.

You’re bound to scare off a potential love interest this Valentine’s Day, but it’s OK. You’ll have a better time treating yourself than you would’ve had treating someone else.

Who needs a significant other on Valentine’s Day? You do, actually. Lucky for you, you actually have several secret admirers. The stars say you’ll probably never find out who they are, though.

If you’ll be socializing around Valentine’s Day, be sure not let your flirtatiousness get out of hand. You’ll definitely end up in a sticky situation if you don’t stick to one crush (in case you’ve learned nothing from every other time you’ve ever socialized).

Stock up on chocolates now. It’s not necessarily that you’ll be giving them to someone, but rather the opposite. You’ll be alone, so … you’ll need them for you. Sorry, pal. But chocolates, though. Chocolates.

You may be the archer of the zodiac, but quit trying to play Cupid. Meddling in matters of love so close to Valentine’s Day is a good way to get slapped.

Choose your battles wisely. In case you haven’t picked up on it from, like, every book and movie ever, all’s not actually fair in love and war.