Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of May 6

All good things must come to an end, and on an unrelated note, Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes by Kyle Hampel are also coming to an end. This will be your last chance to gaze into your future.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 29

Sarcasm and horoscopes go together like pizza and french fries. What's in store for you this week?

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 15

Your future is looking very, very sarcastic. What can you expect from an uncaring universe this week?

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 8

Sarcasm is the main ingredient in predicting the future. What's in store for you this week?

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 1

Life is this crazy, mystical thing, and sometimes you need a positive viewpoint to keep going. Welcome to the horoscopes of love.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of March 25

Never fear, your horoscopes are here. What does our metaphorical crystal ball say about you this week?

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 25

Let's get sarcastic, but not too sarcastic. This week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes are here!

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 18

Feeling superstitious, or at least a little stitious? Come see your future in this week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 11

Valentine's Day horoscopes mean that love is in the air along with sarcasm and bliss.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 4

Sarcasm is a universal language; even the stars speak it. See your future today!

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 28

Horoscopes for your weekly reading pleasure are here.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 21

Horoscopes are back for the new year, and more sarcastic than ever.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Dec. 3

The last horoscopes of the year! How sarcastic will your future be?

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 26

Put on your snow boots and slip on some ice for this frosty edition of Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 12

Get into the holiday spirit with the Thanksgiving edition of Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 5

Gaze into the crystal ball with despair in this week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Oct. 29

Is your future bright, or maybe not quite? Gaze into our sarcastic crystal ball and find out.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Oct. 22

Another week, another horoscope. What will you see in your sad, strange future?

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Oct. 15

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes are back! What will you see when you gaze into your bleak, bleak future?

Slightly sarcastic social media ‘scopes

Check out what the stars have in store for you this week! The Collegian's friendly in-house medium reveals all for Nov. 7.
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