Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Your friendly Collegian medium shares your fortune forecast for this week.

Zodiac Compatibility with Madam LoCoco: Aquarius

Week six in a 12-week-long series where Madam LoCoco helps the signs find love...or not.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

See what the stars have in store for you this week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes with Madam LoCoco

Madam LoCoco, the "friendly" campus "medium," gazes into your bleak, bleak future.

Zodiac Compatibility with Madame LoCoco: Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

A slightly sarcastic look at relationship compatibility between the signs with your friendly campus medium, Madame LoCoco.

Zodiac Compatibility with Madam LoCoco: Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Madam LoCoco, the friendly campus medium, sarcastically sheds light on Scorpio's love life...or lack thereof.

Slightly sarcastic (and scary) horrorscopes

Happy Halloween! See what the stars have in store for you today.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes with Madame LoCoco

Gaze into your bleak future for the week of July 29.

Slightly Sarcastic Zodiac Compatibility with Madam LoCoco: Pisces [Feb. 19 – March 20]

In this week's installment of Slightly Sarcastic Horoscope Compatibility, Madam LoCoco helps Pisces find love...or not.

Zodiac Compatibility: Leo

Madam LoCoco helps the temperamental and egocentric Leo hash out their messy love life.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes from Madame LoCoco

Look into your bleak first week of school with your friendly campus medium.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes for the week of June 28

Madam LoCoco, the friendly campus "medium," gazes into your bleak, bleak future.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Check out what the stars have in store for the rest of your week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes for the week of Aug. 31

Look into your bleak, bleak future with slightly sarcastic horoscopes from Madame LoCoco, the friendly campus medium.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes with Madame LoCoco

Gaze into your bleak future for the week of July 22.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Take a peek into this week's fortune.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes: Week of June 21

Madam LoCoco, the friendly campus "medium," gazes into your bleak, bleak future.

Slightly romantic horoscopes

Feeling a little lost in love? Never fear. This week the stars are sending some romantic advice your way.

Zodiac Compatibility with Madam LoCoco: Libra

Week two in Madam LoCoco's 12-part series on romantic compatibility in the Zodiac. This week: Libra.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 26

Put on your snow boots and slip on some ice for this frosty edition of Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.
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