Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Check out what the stars have in store for the rest of your week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

See what the stars have in store for you this week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Look into your future for the week of April 26-29 with your friendly campus medium.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes with Madam LoCoco

Madam LoCoco, the "friendly" campus "medium," gazes into your bleak, bleak future.

Zodiac Compatibility with Madam LoCoco: Aquarius

Week six in a 12-week-long series where Madam LoCoco helps the signs find love...or not.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Oct. 29

Is your future bright, or maybe not quite? Gaze into our sarcastic crystal ball and find out.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of May 6

All good things must come to an end, and on an unrelated note, Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes by Kyle Hampel are also coming to an end. This will be your last chance to gaze into your future.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Check out what the stars have in store for you this week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

See what the stars have in store for you this week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

Take a peek into this week's fortune.

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes for the week of June 28

Madam LoCoco, the friendly campus "medium," gazes into your bleak, bleak future.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 12

Get into the holiday spirit with the Thanksgiving edition of Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 21

Horoscopes are back for the new year, and more sarcastic than ever.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 29

Sarcasm and horoscopes go together like pizza and french fries. What's in store for you this week?

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

See what the stars have in store for you this week!

Slightly sarcastic horoscopes

See what the stars have in store for you this week!

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 26

Put on your snow boots and slip on some ice for this frosty edition of Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 28

Horoscopes for your weekly reading pleasure are here.

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 4

Sarcasm is a universal language; even the stars speak it. See your future today!

Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 11

Valentine's Day horoscopes mean that love is in the air along with sarcasm and bliss.
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